If you don't dig the J-Mac, you must be whack, like a stack... of tacks

Palin: "Do you know what they say the difference is between a hockey mom and a pitbull?"
McCain aide: "No, Governor."
Palin: "A hockey mom wears lipstick."

I wouldn't doubt that is she just as aggressive and brainless as most of the pitbulls I've met. I want to take a hockey stick and wipe that annoying smirk off her face. No man, present commander in chief excluded, could irritate me so much by appearance alone.

Besides, this about says it for me regarding most of the opposite gender: