Wilde Provocation

I am fairly certain Christian conservatives like George W. Bush or perhaps even Pat Robertson, for example, would not approve of this message. In fact, the probability that they soil themselves in terror before exploring any deeper into the site than the first page is highly likely to be high enough to warrant the dismissal of a null hypothesis of no in-pants bowel movement.

In other words, isn't that lovely?

(Pardon the use of the unpopular blink tag; I just wanted to place a little emphasis on the link).